How did this happen? I don’t know. One minute it was 4-0 LA Kings and the next it was 5-3 and then 5-5. Drew Doughty – you broke my heart last night because you DIDN’T SHOW UP! Handing San Jose a franchise record of 5 goals in one period and one of only 4 NHL teams to win after being down 4 goals and not since 1985! Do you really want to give them that kind of an edge? They don’t need it – honest!
Then you got spanked by this:
SRSLY? No one picked him for the OT goal ...
You’ve got some seriously meditating to do. I believe in you. I do. I want to see that adorable play-off beard grow. But boy-friend, pull it together. Tomorrow is another day and it won’t be easy for you. You went from hero to a Coke Zero.
Leave the hair to me ... you've got bigger issues.
It’s GO-TIME big boy. You can do it. Make me proud, sweet pants.