What do you guys want to talk about today?
The Canucks win. Somewhere Shea Weber’s beard defeats all attempts to be removed. That thing had a building permit and poured a foundation, it’s going to be a hot summer in wherever Shea is from. Ryan Kessler ditches the secret identity ruse and goes full-on super hero. DUH.
San Jose drops another one to the Wings. It’s okay, no one is watching. There’s plenty of other stuff going on to distract everyone while you play game 6 tonight.
The Bruins/Lightning series is not yet scheduled. They’ve all gotten advance degrees in thumb-twiddling during the break. Seriously San Jose, no one is waiting for you to finish. Take your time.
But this is hardly news and frankly, quite boring. So today, this instead.