It’s so freakin’ hot in DC that all I want to do is turn on the A/C and watch a movie. This movie.
Admit it, you have this movie memorized. You’ve been known to say “Parlez-vous Olympics?!” and “Doug can read.” in conversation. You want Doug to put his hands “WHERE?!” and you don’t care if he calls you Rita or Anita in the morning.
You wish there was really a bar called the Penalty Box full of crotchety locals who think you just said “finger painting.” You’d love a Bobby Hull game sweater and you’d break up with Hale the minute Doug walked in (or just because his name is Hale).
For Doug Dorsey, you’d definitely put the Pemchenko Twist in the program and you’d always remember who said it first. They just don’t make movies like this anymore.