Well, folks, it was bound to happen.
Stanley is a little banged up, thanks to former Bruin Michael “Cool” Ryder and a flimsy Nova Scotian card table.
To which my friend Fatty J exclaimed, “Jesus Michael!”
Dios mios indeed!
What is that table made out of anyway? Paper mache and matchsticks?
You’d think that they’d be able to find a sturdier table to hold the Cup, you know, to prevent that from happening.
Luckily, the Cup is okay. Just a little dent.
Can’t say the same for Ryder’s pride though.
Welcome to infamy, my friend.Tags: Boston Bruins, Michael Ryder, stanley cup