In another edition of players we can only like until the season starts… Ryan Kesler will appear nude in ESPN Magazine’s “The Body” issue.
More than 20 athletes will do the soap opera strategically-cover-your-business to pose for the annual issue – here’s the list [link].
Kes wanted to get a jump on the competition, so he posed with a fan. This is like Chuck Norris selling the BowFlex – what a crock. Some people are just born this way. Kes spends more time on that hair than these abs and you, normal man in glasses, can only hope to warm your flab in the glow of his superhuman abilities.
Whoever lived in my apartment before us still gets ESPN Magazine, and to that stranger I say thanks. You could have cleaned behind the fridge before you left but I will accept this subscription instead.