Damn you, HBO.
Damn you to the 7th level of hell with your evil ways and your trickery. Damn you for making me fall in love with NHL players that I should hate.
Take Brian Boyle, for example.
I should hate Brian Boyle. And by hate, I mean HAAAAAAATE. Like fire of a thousands suns HATE.
The man is a Ranger AND he played for Boston College (BC Sucks!). My hatred for this man should be absolute.
Believe me. I’ve tried to hate him. I swear. But I’ve failed.
As much as it pains me to admit it, I have to face the facts.
Brian Boyle is *gulp* Foxy.
He’s 6’7″, 244 lbs and was the 26th overall draft pick in the 2003 NHL Draft. He is a local guy who grew up cheering for the Boston Bruins. He is the middle of 13 kids (God Bless his dear mother). He has AH-MAH-ZING hair. His hands make me swoon. Eddie Cahill (aka Jim Craig) is his doppelgänger.
So he doesn’t put up numbers like some other Ranger forwards. No big deal. What he lacks in stats, he more than makes up for it with wit and humor.
And THAT, my friends, is just one of the reasons that Brian Boyle is this week’s Foxy Friday honoree.
He’s goofy and funny and undoubtedly one of the most liked guys in the Rangers locker room. He’s a gem on 24/7 (waking up from nap, Proust helping him get dressed) and comes across as genuine and easy-going.
He can be on my beer pong team any day.
Being around him must be joyful and fun and we can only imagine that playing with him is even more enjoyable. I really don’t think there would ever be a dull moment with Brian Boyle around.
Brian, you had me at “SANTA! I KNOW HIM.”
Last week, I thought Pants was off her rocker for choosing Ryan Callahan as the Foxy Friday.
But now, here I am.
Just as guilty and brainwashed as she is.Tags: Brian Boyle, Foxy Friday, New York Rangers