Attention hockey players,
Behold reason 2,369,067 to wear a helmet.
Warning! Warning! This may make you queasy.
You are begging….nay – PLEADING with you all. Please, for the love of Dear Lord Baby Jesus and Tim Tebow – wear your freakin’ helmets! We don’t care that it is just warm-up. We don’t care that it might mess up your luxurious hockey flow.
Do you want this to happen to you? Do you want to have railroad tracks on your melon?
No. I didn’t think so.
We just can’t take injuries like this. When you hurt, we hurt.
So, please listen to your mother. Wear your helmet.
Taylor didn’t listen to his mom.
Look at how that turned out.