The Rangers and Kings are up 1-0 in their respective series(es?). Tonight’s game isn’t till 9 PM. Otherwise, it’s a slow news day. Dale Hunter quit his job coaching the Caps (we are available!). You could watch the Capitals exit interviews – Nicky (how many chains are you wearing?), Mikey (why is your hat so big?) – but they’re terribly sad. How can we be happy instead?
Let’s play Would You Rather.
Would you rather have a half-hug from Viktor Stalberg:
Or Gingeroux’s plaid suit (you can hug sad Max after):
Or no hug, but stand near awkward Crosby as he tries to fit his giant hands into tiny pockets?
Would you rather have Sid give up his pockets to carry your stuff:
Or ask Jordan Eberle because today is his 22nd birthday?
Would you rather have Toews in spandex:
Would you rather have Karl Alzner with a beard:
Or no beard, add puppies?
Would you rather have this guy babysit:
Or Crosby take your kids out for a lap around the block?
See what happens when my teams are out of the playoffs? It’s going to be a long summer, get ready for a lot of these.