Oh Brad Richards. Did I fail to realize, in the blinding dazzle of your Foxy Friday teeth, that you are in fact insufferably boring? Am I judging you too harshly (based on this one interview)?
Check out Brad’s photo shoot and feature about about posing starkers for ESPN Magazine’s “The Body Issue”… in which he doesn’t even crack a smile.
The real Britney shows more life when she’s Xanax-synching her way through “I’m a Slave 4 U.” I fell asleep in under 50 seconds, Brad!
Excuse us if you’re so perfect you’re not shy. How about some false modesty, or at least a faint blush? You’re wearing a bathrobe. Your chest has been oiled by a professional who does that stuff for money, and not just on Craigslist. (Hey, where does one apply for this job? What is the interview process?) Nothing?!
Maybe when you look like this you don’t need to
be liked try.
Here are all the Body Issue athlete photos [link] – very impressive physiques all around, of course, and a lot of the photos are really fun. Like fun enough to make us start a soccer blog.
If I’m wrong about Brad Richards and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Interview, my apologies. Maybe he was hungover. I can’t bring myself to do research on the topic without a 5 Hour Energy in hand, or to believe he lived with James Neal! Guess who’s the life of that party? Neal gets his neighbor to make him breakfast, for heaven’s sake. I wouldn’t make Brad a bet right now.
New campaign: Crosby 2013 and a wide-angle lens.