How have we never not done him? Well, I mean a Foxy Friday at least? Cause I’ve .. well. Anywho.Hot mess of hockey hair goo-goo-goodness is EVERYTHING a Foxy Friday should be and more. If a picture speaks a 1000 words then it’s a wonder the internet hasn’t exploded when a picture of this man is uploaded because when his parents conceived him that egg said not only “yes, yes, yes”, I mean “oui, oui, oui” but that sperm had to have broken land speed records getting in there. He’s Pittsburgh’s workhorse but he’s not afraid to mix it up.
Ovi has a crush on him too – and who wouldn’t? I think pretty much all hockey players would put Kris at the top of all their lists.
I could pick his skate-gate out a 100 hockey player’s because it’s about as beautiful as his hair!
Watching him skate backwards SHOULD BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT – just sayin’ – it’s already an ALL-STAR GAME spectacle
I love summer because the thought of Kris being shirtless somewhere hot, keeps me going until I can see him on the ice come fall!We usually tout the Foxy Friday’s NHL prowess in the post but he’s already got the Stanley Cup, been nominated for a Norris Trophy, been robbed a couple of years by NOT being nominated, and yet, I think they are just jealous. A guy who is this damn good-looking, can skate backwards with rainbows flowing all around him and lay a punch on you, make you see unicorns fly over head only to have you thank him after he’s scored on you both ON AND OFF THE ICE – is truly the FOXIEST guy in the NHL.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!