Foxy Friday – Kris Letang

20 Jul

How have we never not done him? Well, I mean a Foxy Friday at least? Cause I’ve .. well. Anywho.

My pretty pony …

Hot mess of hockey hair goo-goo-goodness is EVERYTHING a Foxy Friday should be and more. If a picture speaks a 1000 words then it’s a wonder the internet hasn’t exploded when a picture of this man is uploaded because when his parents conceived him that egg said not only “yes, yes, yes”, I mean “oui, oui, oui”  but that sperm had to have broken land speed records getting in there.

What? These guns? I’m a peaceful man … but DO. NOT. CROSS. ME.

He’s Pittsburgh’s workhorse but he’s not afraid to mix it up.

Ovi has a crush on him too – and who wouldn’t? I think pretty  much all hockey players would put Kris at the top of all their lists.

Excuse me guys, can I just squeeze in between you two for my dream sandwich?

I could pick his skate-gate out a 100 hockey player’s because it’s about as beautiful as his hair!

Watching him skate backwards SHOULD BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT – just sayin’ – it’s already an ALL-STAR GAME spectacle ;)

I love summer because the thought of Kris being shirtless somewhere hot, keeps me going until I can see him on the ice come fall!

This is SOOOOOOO last summer Kris. Come on …. cut us girls a break.

We usually tout the Foxy Friday’s NHL prowess in the post but he’s already got the Stanley Cup, been nominated for a Norris Trophy, been robbed a couple of years by NOT being nominated, and yet, I think they are just jealous.  

Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me … ok – Bon Jovi, I am not.

A guy who is this damn good-looking, can skate backwards with rainbows flowing all around him and lay a punch on you, make you see unicorns fly over head only to have you thank him after he’s scored on you both ON AND OFF THE ICE – is truly the FOXIEST guy in the NHL.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

4 Responses to “Foxy Friday – Kris Letang”

  1. Deb July 21, 2012 at 8:58 pm #

    I was trying to think of something incredibly witty to say but all I could come up with was…*sigh*

    Tanger will soon be my favorite DILF in the NHL

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  2. Cassy July 22, 2012 at 7:35 am #

    Ah Dawn, finally the deserved honour!

    But you forgot the video of him and Deryk Engellund fighting (you know, where Kris lost his shirt :D ).

    Not to mention the warm up video….

    And didn’t someone say he’s going to be a daddy? (cue adorbs pic of topless Kris holding naked, sleeping baby to his chest…)

    But… Yum

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  3. Rebecca Guilbert July 22, 2012 at 8:16 pm #

    The second I saw the “dream sandwich” with Ovi I knew Dawn was writing this! lol

    Awesome Foxy Friday :)

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  4. Ashley July 24, 2012 at 12:44 am #

    i’ve always said tanger is the tim riggins of the nhl. the similarities are uncanny and fantastic. (and taylor kitsch is canadian and apparently used to be a good hockey player before hurting his knee and becoming an actor.) clearly i have a type.

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