Mother of all that is NSFW.
If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. If you can’t say something that wouldn’t make Horward Stern blush, good luck writing a blog post that includes Sidney Crosby’s new SportChek workout campaign.
It should cost $5.99 a minute to hear what I’m thinking right now.
Don’t be ashamed if Nicki Minaj’s “Superbass” starts playing in your mind.
What is it about hitting things with a sledgehammer?! When the apocalypse comes, Sid will be nice and warm in his log cabin with plenty of firewood, girls.
Pack your sleeping bags.
Is the Ultimate Crosby Experience getting to hold that resistance band? Because I’m pretty sure I could tie it to my bumper and Sid would drag the Nealmobile right down the damned street, knocking over mailboxes and running red lights.
Yesterday was Sid’s birthday, and we got our wish. Let’s hope Intern Jeff Skinner doesn’t feel weird about entering us into this contest 87,000 times.