This post is from Pants, not Chuck. That is nothing short of a miracle – a miracle that involves a hot guy baby-talking his puppy.
Damn it, Tyler Seguin! That was my last line of defense.
If you’re still alive after that, how about being jealous of a real-life girl? Lovely WUYS pal Jana attended the Plymouth Whalers alumni game on August 4th.
She got to meet Tyler…
… and reports that he was very nice, if a little reserved, possibly due to his rabid female fanbase. (I raised my hand. Was that not a question?) But once they started talking, he kept right on talking.
Because he’s cool, right? Not just because Jana has an awesome, Pants-coveted haircut and strongly resembles Ashley Greene?
I swear they’re talking about what romantic restaurants will let them bring the puppy onto the patio during dinner.
Chuck’s been working to turn me into a Seguinista for years, but I’ve resisted. So Jana had a back-up plan in case I was not yet jealous. A plan in which she also met James Neal.
Are you trying to kill me?!
I would have hurdled this table fast enough to qualify for the Olympics, people.
To sum up, my summer has consisted of zero puppies, zero hockey players and the Snickers I ate for breakfast. Wah waaaaaaaaah. Other people clearly have better plans/luck/haircuts and are making them count.
Thanks to Jana for sharing her pictures with us! Keep ‘em coming, of course. Donations gratefully accepted.