12 Sep
Do you think Gabe Landeskog bought stock in Facebook, right before they acquired Instagram? That would explain all the photos this summer – just driving up his portfolio value. Imagine if you could make money off this!
Look at his thighs.
No really, look at them.
(Thanks to @RealScarlett01 and @Shannysland for reminding us that squats are now a universal, inalienable right to which we are entitled and grateful.)
We went to Boston University.
We been watching hockey together since 1998.
We firmly maintain that Harvard and Boston College are safety schools.
Pants: Cheered so loudly at Crosby's gold medal-winner she ended up on an FBI Watch List.
Chuck: Would let Joe Thornton share her sesame bagel any day.
Guest Bloggers:
Dawn Cherry: Resident Ovechkin fan, bribed her way in with Crosby-themed jewelry.
Chocolate Ice: The voice of reason, aka only male author.
Pants
Chuck
dawncherrie
scott38
vincedepalma
If we had a million dollars, we’d also buy a llama…or an emu.
And Dijon ketchup.
I could go on. That song is legit part of a Canadian elementary school education.
Mr. Pants & I had our first dance at our wedding to that song. That is how committed I am to being pseudo-Canadian.
Look at those balls!
Easy now, I meant the excercise balls. Apparently even gyms in Sweden are furnished by Ikea. And check out Euro-buddy with the handy cam. He knows what’s up.
I think Gabe was in my dream last night, being handsome and articulate and charming. I don’t remember the context, but I think I ran away from him. Ah, just like in real life.
Finally, all these squats should come with a warning. Not just a warning that watching fit hockey players do squats will render you a nonverbal mess, but that squats themselves are not to be undertaken lightly. Thanks to the Nike Training App, I am now on day 2 of having to just let myself fall backwards if I want to sit on the couch/toilet/anywhere. And stairs? Forget about it.
You’ve been warned girls/boys who are secretly googling pictures of Swedish teenage thighs.
He has an instagram? How are you guys so good at digging up photos? I thought I was decent at online stalking…but clearly I still have a ways to go
Well, the only silver lining to the lockout (assuming there is one) is that there’s a chance (according to the Denver Post blog) that Gabe might actually play for the Lake Erie Monsters. That would make my season tickets an even bigger value!
I hope you have room for visitors, Catherine!
Cleveland is lovely in the fall. You’d be welcome (and we do have some other nice eye candy even if this Gabe thing doesn’t materialize).