If you got 21 seconds with Jonathan Toews, is this how you would spend it?
I used to be a ski racer. I can have someone out of that much gear with time left over for hot chocolate.
Bauer hired Toews, Kane, all the Staals (sorry Jared) AND Giroux to star in their new “base layer” (read: underwear) commercials. If we’d been aware of this…
And you’ll wish we had. WHAT A WASTE! Don’t they know we’re in a lockout? We don’t get to see any fighting or yelling or 24/7, no “Gabe: Prom?” signs or bromances or sweating. It’s a hockey recession and this is like burning perfectly attractive money.
This one’s funny though.
I can’t always tell the Staaaaaaaaals apart without golden wings and Intern Jeff Skinner hanging around.
I’m not convinced the picture of underwear at the end has anything to do with it. Are there laws against false advertising?
Kaner and his shirt off go together like shits & giggles, but we get this:
The biggest waste of them all? He didn’t wear a shirt all summer and there’s no beer pong in sight.
If the lockout doesn’t get sorted soon, I suggest the NHLPA hire us as their PR department. We’ll go all
off out and put those #theplayers approval ratings through the roof.
Thanks, as always, to our girls:
PS: You know it’s a good day when you can use a Ke$ha lyric in a post.