…if a Mack truck wore a NY Rangers sweater.
Here I was, just minding my own, thinking I was doing all well with the return of hockey. I was just going to ease right back into it and get my bearings…then BAM…Rick Nash.
Damn you, Rick Nash. Damn you and your LLBean-boyfriend good looks and luscious, glorious, perfect hockey flow.
My head is spinning.
I need to sit down.
Now, I’ve gone from 1 to a 1000 and need the season to start NOW!
I need my tumblr feed to be filled with photos of this lumberjack. I need youtube to full of clips of his highlight reel goals.
I respect the Rangers and the team that they’ve assembled and there is no doubt that they will again contend for the Stanley Cup. They came *thisclose* last year and the addition of Nash with all his skill and dominating potential could prove the final piece of the puzzle.
For any of you who regularly read this blog or follow our twitter know how I feel about this player. So God help you all if he breaks out in a big way this season.
WUYS will be Rick Nash Central.