Do you ever get the feeling Mike Green doesn’t want us to like him?
Only kidding. He shaved his neck beard to show he cares. (Clearly he read our Puck Daddy playoff beard coverage.)
It wouldn’t work anyway. If we liked this Mike Green:
And this Mike Green:
Then Cat Stevens here is just another phase. Look at that smile!
I’m so glad to have him back right now I don’t care what he looks like. (Hahaha, RIGHT.) Too bad for anyone who does – the Caps took roster photos Saturday so even if Mike goes back to this tomorrow:
You’ll be looking at the Grizzly Adams beard all season. Sorry.
Far, far worse than the grooming situation – Mike missed two days of optional practice last week to have Lasik. That means no more of the shriek heard ’round the Tumblr world over this:
Does this signal the end of Emo Green? Or is a beard & shag the new glasses-and-a-VW Bus combination?
UGH. I’m all for Mike not getting a puck to the head every other game, but let’s not pretend that was due to his eyesight. In his first practice back, Mike crashed into Neuvy and went ass over tea kettle into the net (as documented on RussianMachineNeverBreaks.com). Some things never change.
I have NO idea what you mean. – 1.13 Post-practice video
Side note: There’s almost real hockey to talk about. I’m so relieved.Tags: mike green, washington capitals