We should get paid to test the critical mass of Twitter’s servers because when things like this happen, we do it for free.
Jonathan Toews in today’s SPLASH Magazine from the Chicago Sun-Times.
Is he in the shower? What kind of newspaper insert is this? It’s like the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog you have to be 18 to buy.
And who perfectly tucked in one side of his shirt? IS THAT A JOB?
I don’t get this one, except he’s checking out his own rear view and that’s something we can all understand.
Cute, cute, his forehead is enormous, cute, cute… wasn’t this just taking place in a locker room?
Oh yeah, it was.
Tight jeans and boots?
Any second here Jon’s going to announce his debut country album, “Singing in the Shower” featuring the hit single, “Foggin’ Up the Mirror.”
You were thinking those jeans are too light, right? A little too country? Well they make ‘em tight in other colors, rejoice.
Apparently buttons are out. We’re okay with that.
You want to read the article? LIAR. No one reads
Playboy about Jon for the article! You can have some quotes here though, then get back to admiring.
The feature isn’t online (yet), but we’ll post it if someone sends it our way!
You all owe @alisonsykora for the emergency iPad screencaps.
PS: Go read the Toews Tumblr feed. It’s like a 1D concert spiked with vodka in there right now.