I wish you guys could have been in my living room while I was watching this.
It’s only pre-season and Mr. Pants’ attempts to get attention over hockey have reached new heights. He immediately started blasting music and dancing. When that didn’t work, he went into the kitchen and started doing the dishes. Desperation mode.
Sorry, nothing distracts when Sid is on TV – and I don’t need to hear him.
Poor Crosby, it’s not his fault every interview is deadly boring. I’d almost given up hope when Alison sent this Pittsburgh Post-Gazette story about Sid, Duper and Kunitz. It’s cute and sassy and they you get to this:
CAPTAIN CRAZYPANTS, we love you. This is the kind of stuff Kathryn Tappen should be asking. If she could keep a straight face. Fear of black cats is the lamest superstition available and frankly Sid, I expected more out of you.
Since Kathryn has a lot going on in these interviews, including being a poised, professional broadcaster, we’d like to suggest a few questions should she ever start to nod off while Sid’s sports cliche-ing ad nauseum:
Do you buy a new white shirt for every interview? Or is that Oxy Clean magic?
Do your new teeth still feel weird? They’re still kinda weird to us.
Were you nervous that folding chair might not be up to the task?
Do you like this mood lighting?
What kind of moisturizer to do you use?
Do you ever vacation in, say, Nebraska, where no one recognizes you?
Would you marry a
Really, why is it so dark in here?
If a black cat suddenly appeared from the shadows, what would you do?
Explain this look.
Now that it’s gone, can I just…?
Remember that time you hit a home run at batting practice?
Do you have any more of these shirts?
Will you make me a PB&J?
Are you busy on November 22? I want to see Catching Fire.
Since this happened:
And this is happening:
What are the chances of this Halloween costume?
Have you ever given out James Neal’s phone number instead of your own?
Would you do that now?
Was this headline a little misleading?
Do you ever not say what you want to say in an interview?
Are you doing it right now?
Tags: Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby