The later the hour, the dumber the things that make me laugh. And once an idea is in my head it will never leave. Does anyone look at this: And see this? Right? If Mike still had long hair, this would be too much. What IS the meaning on Stonehenge? I shamelessly cut Brooks […]
Knowing that Stamkos, Neal and Tavares are friends off the ice, the imaginary chirping that goes on in my head over the NHL goal scoring leaderboard is tremendous. For anyone who’s ever enjoyed NFL QBs Talkin’ on Facebook, I bring you this. Stammer – I’ve got 17 goals in 23 games. How you guys doing […]
A funny thing happened at the Seahawks game last night. Yes, I said Seahawks, as in football. Why would I be at football game? Free tickets. Other than that? THIS! But first, I did not know it was mascot night until there he was, in all his fin-tabulous glory, floundering away on the jumbotron. Of course, I […]
Lindsay tried to warn Chuck about this last night – I’m surprised Chuck didn’t lock me out of here today! It’s not that serious, but I’ve got a recurring problem: every time I hear the Rascal Flatts song “Banjo,” I get really excited and start rocking out in my car. It’s a good 30 seconds […]
And I’m not talking about the Universe…. I’m talking about the Philadelphia Flyers and goaltending. For years now, the Flyers organization have had issues finding just the right goalie to lead them to the Stanley Cup. They came close in 2010 behind the tandem of Brian “Bobby” Boucher and Michael Leighton, but it just wasn’t […]
Damn you, HBO. Damn you to the 7th level of hell with your evil ways and your trickery. Damn you for making me fall in love with NHL players that I should hate. Take Brian Boyle, for example. I should hate Brian Boyle. And by hate, I mean HAAAAAAATE. Like fire of a thousands suns […]
Late last night, the NHL’s Board of Governors approved a radical realignment plan that will completely reshape the busted up, crooked nose, missing teeth face of the NHL. Normally, things like this don’t confuse us. We consider ourselves pretty sharp ladies with excellent hockey acumen (uh, we DID go to BU after all), especially when […]
Intern Jeff Skinner here, announcing an Independent Study that I’m taking as part of my job with WUYS. Why not do more work, eh? It’s not like they pay me. My objective (as clearly stated in my WUYS Thesis Outline) is to get Pants and Gator to come to Raleigh to see me. I went […]
From your partner-in-crime. Yea. Berfdai. Stammer, Tazer, Greener, Sid, and Nealmobile have choreographed something very special for you. You’re welcome.
Welcome to the 2011-2012 Chicago Blackhawks season. Also known as Patrick Kane’s 10th birthday party. Patrick is *really* excited because him mom got him a new Huffy bike and the double chocolate peanut butter ice cream cake that all the cool kids had last year. Duncan is psyched because he stole that kid’s cake and […]
DDTBG is a no-show at training camp and he is the last hold out in the restricted free agent circle. I don’t think I would need to look far to find him. Anyone, anyone? Yeah … i went there AND sent a postcard – baby Drew! While I can appreciate what he wants, what I want […]
What’s Up, Ya Sieve? turns 1 today! So you know what that mean… Cake. Mexican Coca-Colas. Office Dance Party. More cake. Glitter…so much glitter… and this… 365 days and here we are! We’ve had almost 200,000 hits, which we can honestly say we never expected. We thought we’d be lucky if we got 200, not counting the 195 […]
The most beautiful trophy in sports. You totally want to kiss it. At my wedding, Boston Bruins fan extraordinaire Tom and his genius girlfriend Michelle gave our party the one thing it was missing. This tin foil beauty sits in my office and whenever I do something great, I lift it over my head. Somewhere […]
Well now Dawn has something to do during the off-season: try her first name with assorted last names (Letang, Doughty, Ovechkin) to generate the perfect Unicorn Name! Mine is: If you enter the secret combination that generates Ke$ha as your name, you get to go to Candy Mountain.
But my spin class was full. Sid: That’s Pants’ bike. Bergy: She has to sit by Sid. TBG Drew: Why? Bergy: Because he borrowed her capris. Sid: After she stole Patty’s shoes. Bergy: Because Sid sings along, but Pants drowns him out. Sid: You sing too. Bergy: Only when we go downhill to Lady Gaga.
RIP, Shea Weber’s beard, aka Webeard. We’re gonna miss ya, buddy. *poursoneoutforherhomey*
I think I’ve officially lost it.
I’d even take one for the team too: And then there’s Ovi staring deeply into, into well, not my eyes unfortunately …
Again with the emotional imbalances – I can barely see to type because of the tears. I don’t know what this is. But that hair. Chuck, I think Nicky B wants to replace Bry(i)an in Westlife. And is that purple icon supposed to look like a phone? Is that what phones look like in Sweden? […]
Pants moved to the East Coast to offer some super secret special advanced therapy to Sidney Crosby. While it has been touted as highly effective and credited to his quick recovery, Sidney has become addicted. And quite honestly, who wouldn’t. Several other Penguins have signed up for the therapy and Pants is contemplating quitting her […]