I’m not into reality TV (besides sports), but may I suggest a new program?
Penguins Bachelor Auction – Talent Competition
Episode One: Sidney Crosby’s sex hair vs. James Neal’s ginger beard
Somewhere, Pierre weeps.
Neal’s Strategy: Curls for the girls.
I’m just saying – NBC Sports Network is showing cycling reruns when there is money to be made.
Last night’s Penguins game really saved an otherwise desolate day. Anything that makes Evgeni Malkin this happy is bound to have the same effect on me.
As we said in our Round 2 Playoff Prognostications on Puck Daddy:
Remember when smart girls were into slacker guys, like in Knocked Up? That’s Pants and the Penguins. If the Pens don’t get their act together and do the damned dishes in Round 2, they’re sleeping on the couch all summer.
They did it! At least for now! Game 1 was a bit mad in the early going, but settled into a steady Penguins onslaught. The Senators got chances and second chances – we owe you, Vokoun, now lock up those rebounds. The Pens scored 2 of 4 power play chances and even once on the penalty kill (Duper!). Strong from start to finish, that’s what girls love.
Game 2 of this series isn’t until Friday, but there’s no rest for hockey fans. The Kings won last night and the Blackhawks/Red Wings start tonight. Let’s go Hawks… I’ll be saying from inside the theater where I’m watching Star Trek.
Trust you guys can hold it down for tonight?