Intern Jeff Skinner scored his 20th goal of the season last night, and it was a beauty. Skinner had 31 last season during his Rookie of the Year campaign, but that’s what happens. More goals gets you more defense. So use your feet:
But please, don’t use your feet to kick someone. With your skate blade. Which Skinner also did during the game against the Blues:
Skinner has been suspended two games for that genius maneuver. Principal Shanahan explains… link.
When I see a kid in Target wailing and flailing on the floor in the cereal aisle, I think that I’d do that if it were socially acceptable. But I don’t. This is such a intern-level temper tantrum. Maybe he was upset because we give Mike Green the “bad boy” slot in our NHL boyband. Either way, Jeff needs a time out.