Birthday Boy: Kris Letang

Happy Birthday, Kitty! Everyone’s favorite Disney prince turns 24 today.  Let’s hope he celebrates with a Game 6 win against the Lightning tomorrow night. (Go Pens!)

Kris had a career year in 2010-2011.  He was the top vote-getting D for the All-Star Game, and all the votes were write-in!  My interns really rocked that one.  Kris tallied 50 points – 42 of those were assists.  And we all know that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universal and Everything (or we should).  Mr. Reliable also played all 82 games, earning him the Perfect Attendance Award and a hat knitted by Crosby.

The other 283 days of the year, Kris can be found tripping up stairs, waving awkwardly and hiding behind his hair.  He’s single-handedly broadening the Pens fan base and converts at least 20 people every time he loses his helmet.  Dawn was among his victims (she threw herself on the grenade).

Oh Kris, are we embarrassing you?

French boys are French.  Bon anniversaire à Kris Letang!

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  1. dawncherrie Reply

    Happy Birthday Hot Mop!

  2. Jones Reply

    I like to think my French isn’t too bad, but all I got out of that video was the crack about his watch being like Flava Flav’s, and him saying a bad word at the end. And yet it was adorable. Oh Frenchies.

  3. Cassy Reply

    And you didn’t even mention him shirtless!

    What wouldn’t I give to give that boy a great big birthday kiss? He really IS Mr Perfect LePretty, no?!

    • We aren’t that boy crazy! We can appreciate hockey players for other things than their hidden insanely ripped physiques.

      • Cassy Reply

        I know… it was less about the awesome physique and more about the mock fight with Engo.

        Honest. 😉

  4. I love Pascal’s dig at Kris looking like a pig on camera, mauling all that food.

    Personally, I think that it is sort of sexy. I would gladly cook him breakfast…and 2nd breakfast and lunch and 2nd lunch and a snack and dinner..

  5. Seriously Pissed Reply

    mmmummmmammmammammmbmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbparrggggggggghlllghghhg.

  6. Seriously Pissed Reply

    I just came in to look at this again to make me feel better about that horrible game. Anger slowly dissipating.