These Capitals Exit Interviews are depressing, but if you’re feeling crappy today (I am) it kind of captures the mood.

Nicky brushed his hair and everything [video].  His ESL sounds extra-sad.  Why does he like the Braves?  Did he have TBS as a kid?

Mike, let the facial hair go [video].  Fidget is in full effect here; poor guy is really uncomfortable.

Ovi has a few smiles, but that gash looks painful [video].

There are a few others – iCarly, Jason Arnott, BB… save them for a rainy day.  There will be a lot of pressure this season to make changes in DC, so consider this the calm before the potential storm.