Full Moon Rising

Tyler Seguin, report to Principal Chuck’s office. A playoff goal will get you a long way.  Two, even farther.  And the Technicolor Dreamcoat may well may her weep with joy.

But this beard and hair combination is hysterical.  Guess Teen Wolf was before your time.

But if you want to bite through a beer can (as long as you’re in Canada, young man), that’s cool with us.  Really, I did this once on a dare from a bartender.  Classy? No. Impressive? Yes.

It might be almots as jaw-dropping as either of your goals tonight, which played a hundred times on Sports Center while I was at the bar debating hockey with my favorite Flyers fan.  Yes, that’s an oxymoron.

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  1. Cassy Reply

    I am so knitting a scarf to go with that jacket. Really. And if they win, I may even bake them a winner’s cake. With the logo on.

    I’ll consider their getting through to the finals my birthday present from them. 😀

  2. …I wonder how many bars in Boston would serve him after last nights game. Pretty sure he has now hit Celebrity status. Baby Seguin isn’t a baby anymore… *sniff sniff*

  3. Yeah, he really looks ridiculous with the sideburns. Now if we can fix Kaberle’s dirt mustache, we’d be all set.

    • As long as they keep winning, I could care less what the facial hair looks like.

  4. Tyler is SO getting the Foxy Friday honor this week.

    • Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! But only if you have that great photo of Seguin with a heart rate monitor on.

      Which is worse – that I think that photo is sexy, or that the “half your age plus 7” ratio means I’m two years above the limit for thinking Seguin is attractive?

      • That math equation is printed on the wallpaper in the WUYS offices. It’s the only math we know how to do, actually.

  5. Mackenzie Reply

    I would be thoroughly disappointed of he didn’t get Foxy Friday this week. I couldn’t even imagine who would deserve it more. Ughhh Tyler Seguin do me. Wolf beard and all, I don’t even care hahah

  6. At least his facial hair is waaay better than Crosby’s. There. I said it. Y’all know you were thinking it!

  7. Deanna Reply

    Man do I love baby Seguin… although I can’t really call him “baby” Seguin because he’s only 2 years younger than me. Doesn’t matter. I love him, and his facial hair, and his awesome goal scoring abilities.