Something is up today.  I mysteriously turned off my alarm without knowing and was woken by a bird that sounded exactly like R2D2 just as I dreamed of crash landing in a swamp in the Dagobah System.

Then I poured OJ in my Cheerios.  Seriously.

It must be the event I’ve been trying to ignore all week: today at 12:30pm, Sidney Crosby will do a press conference from Consol.  You can watch it live on the Penguins website.

It could be good news.  It could be bad news.  I feel like we’re all hiding in the bathroom waiting to see if a blue line shows up on that stick we just peed on.

At 12:15pm, Gator’s going to have to come in here and hold my hand.  Or my hair.  At least I noticed my cereal was wrong before I ate it.