Birthday Boy: Pascal Dupuis

Happy Birthday, Duper! You are a Pens fan favorite for so many reasons.  Someone on Twitter has the handle “Dupweeeeeeeeee” which is what I yell when you score!  And all the members of your fan club have matching tattoos (including me): You’re an awesome team dad (thanks 24/7 for loving the dads): You’re perfect for […]

Happy Birthday Sasha Fierce – A Day Late, A Ruble Short!

But that doesn’t mean we don’t have bunches of sweet love for you! I scored first place in my fantasy Caps hockey for the month! I’ve never ever done that! And the trade deadline’s past and YOU’RE STILL A CAP! THANK MOTHER RUSSIA! I was totes sweatin’ that one. Instead GM GM gave you some […]

Birthday Boy: Max Talbot

Happy Birthday, Superstar! Once a Foxy Friday, always a Foxy Friday.  Max Talbot is 27 today and everyone but Dawn just loves him.  The reasons are simple: 1) Sometimes taking one for the team can change everything. 2) Max is the Pens’ class clown, which can only be pulled off when you are dead sexy.  […]

Birthday Boy: Steven Stamkos

Way back in November, we posted that Stammer should call us when he no longer needs a fake ID.  Well that day has arrived.  Happy 21st birthday, Steven Stamkos! Okay, we’re a day late.  But I totally invited Steven Stamkos to Vegas for his birthday.  Maybe next year.  We’re really happy about Steve coming of […]

Birthday Boy: Wayne Gretzky

True story, circa 2006.  The setting: Casa Vega restaurant, Los Angeles.  We’re outside waiting for our table. I’m turned to the side talking to someone.  The front door opens, people come out, I do not look up.  A full 30 seconds later: Lisa: Shannon! Did you see?  That was Wayne Gretzky! Me: WHAT?!  NO!  Why […]

Birthday Party, You're Invited

We interrupt your regularly scheduled episode of Mike Greek Paid for This for a special occasion – Happy Birthday to Everyone!  Okay, not everyone – Happy Birthday Pants (today) and Mike Green (tomorrow). For my birthday, Mike decided to roll up his sleeves and fight Ilya Kovalchuk on Saturday night.  It wasn’t a great fight […]

Go Staalsy, it's your birthday.

Happy 22nd birthday, Jordan Staal! So you didn’t grow up next to the Staal’s sod farm in Thunder Bay, Ontario? Neither did we – and they don’t make ‘boys next door’ like this in the US. Jordan’s done a lot in his 22 years: drafted 2nd overall, in his rookie year he was the youngest […]