Now if that’s not touched by god, I don’t know what is. Drew was due, that we knew. Should I make all this rhyme too? It was review-able but it was still do-able. But the refs said it was good, that made the CBJ’s bang their wood and Drew got a goal with only .04 […]
Last night, Patrice Bergeron gave a lesson on how to play like a boss. Granted, he’s always exceptional in my opinion, but last night vs. the Panthers, #37 really was the #1 star of the game. He scored both goals during regulation for the Bruins – this wrister on a sicky no-look pass from Pouliot […]
Not of the US or Canada. But for the United Nations of Bad Ass Mutha F—— Last night, Boston Bruin (and Foxy Friday honoree) Shawn Thornton had one hell of a game vs. the Winnipeg Jets. Not only did he beat up on the Jets’ Mark Stuart like he stole his lunch money, but he […]
Last night, I went to the Boston University/Merrimack hockey game. There I was, just minding my own business, on my way to get a beer. And this happened…. I never did get that beer… P.S. We have excellent taste in hats. P.P.S. That jacket is fierce. P.P.P.S. BU won! Office dance party!
I think the Bruins are the best team in hockey. Yea. I said it. The Boston Bruins are the best team in the NHL. Now before you start heckling me and throwing rotten tomatoes and heads of iceberg lettuce, just hear me out for second. I know that I may be slightly biased here when […]
It’s not too early to nominate Jonathan Toews for the Hart Trophy. The Blackhawks were down 3-0 to Phoenix last night, early in the second period. Tazer scored twice in seven minutes then set Kaner up a few minutes later for a game-tying goal that would hold into an eventual shootout loss. It was a BAMF […]
I went to look for this video and I typed “Intern Jeff Skinner” into Google. Hahahahaha. Well Intern Jeff Skinner set his dimples to stun on Saturday night and had 3 points against the Penguins. If I didn’t love him, I’d hate him. He scored a scrappy little backhand lifter, then served up a pass […]
Yes, you are, Tyler Seguin. Yes. You. Are. TS19 scored his first career hat trick in the Bruins 7-o rout of Cartman Phil Kessel and the Maple Leafs and it was glorious. Goal # 1 – One-timer from the left circle. Great cross ice pass from Peverley and Seguin SNIPES it. Goal #2 – Truly […]
We work Jeffy pretty hard around here, what with all the photocopying and heavy lifting and runs to the store to get our supply of twizzlers and mexican coca-cola. But today, we decided to give him the day off. Because when you work THIS hard, you deserve it. Go Jeffy Go!
Sorry, Michael Frolik. We’re sure you’re a very nice man and whatever you are saying is important and profound, but we can’t hear a single thing you are saying. You might as well be the teacher from Charlie Brown. All we see…or hear is this.
Mike Green’s parents might want to check their family photo albums, because I think one is missing. (I swear I was in DC the entire time.) Someone busted into their vault at Gringott’s and we have learned: 1. Mike Green doesn’t wax his eyebrows. He was born with that perfection. 2. He went from having […]
It’s true…at least according to the video voice over. Duncan Keith is cooler than you. And stronger. With better hair. And pectoral muscles. Ladies, ask and ye shall receive.
This whole grad school business is going to seriously cut into my hockey watching time. Class this semester is on Thursdays, which means that I’m going to have to tape alot of games this year, only to watch them when I get home at 9:30pm. Chuck no likey. Yesterday, I taped the Bruins game (natch) […]
He’s back…and he’s ready for some puck, ya’ll. Check out his new video, co-starring Brad “Motoscooter” Marchand here. Also, notice what is on top of Bear’s “Cup”. That ain’t no colander…
A Stanley Cup ring, that is. Check that out! That ring = boss. 300 diamonds total. 66 on the ring crest with the iconic spoked “B” over the image of the Stanley Cup. 6 diamonds around the logo signifying the Bruins’ six Cup championships. One side has the player’s name and number, other side has […]
Move over Kris Letang! Rick’s got his own workout video AND his own home gym in which to do it. Four words. Rick. Nash. Workout. Video. *dies* Why I am I just finding this now?? This man can wear a backwards baseball cap like a boss.
Oh Tyler Seguin. Please stop making us fall in love with you. Watch this video from Tyler’s day at the B’s Annual Photo/Video Shoot. Trust me it is worth it. Especially when he asks the photog to facebook the photos to his mom. And then when he claims to look all “innocent” is said photographs. Oh […]
They might not be pretty as Pants’ team…but Dave’s a KILLER! are pretty boss. 260 goals. 516 assists. + 210. 615 PIM. 273 PPP. 2,446 SOG. Plus I got Lobster (LOBSTAH!), the Lousy Ventriloquist, Darth Quaider, the Professor, and the Tank. This is gonna be fun.